The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

by BrownieO July 30, 2009

willawonks

A British term that is synonymous to "groceries."

I am going to the store to get some willawonks to make dinner.

by neodreamer55 January 27, 2009

Fort William

A place where no-one has anything better to do than make shit up about each other.

"did you hear what she said about me?!"
"that's Fort William for you!"

by whatzhappin? October 2, 2011

william beckett

The lead singer of The Academy is...
born february 11 1985

in my opinion best voice on earth
singing in the best band ever

only problem is that hes super skinny
like can see your hipbones and ribs skinny

me: omg look its william beckett!

friend: omg he looks like hes anorexic

me: yeah i know, still hot though

friend: yep

by jamieee July 24, 2006

William Moseley

British actor who plays the part of Peter Pevensie in the Chronicles of Narnia movies.

Probably the most insanely gorgeous, ridiculously intelligent, awfully sweet person in the world. Also happens to be hung like a horse.

1.) "Brits belong with Brits, such as William Moseley and myself, seeing as I'm actually on the same intelligence level as he is and, sadly, you are probably not."

2.) "William Moseley's wonderful accent simply makes me want to melt with ecstasy."

by Tragical J0ker March 7, 2009

William Floyd High School

A natural habitat for monkeys, most who hang out by south lobby and do the "twerk"

Steve: Hey Paul, wanna go to the vending machine by the south lobby and get a snack

Paul: Hell no! The monkeys will tear us apart

Steve:I almost forgot, we're at William Floyd High School

by Some bitch name claire July 17, 2013

Jawad Williams

The coolest guy to play for Carolina Basketball since Michael Jordan.

Dude, that Jawad Williams knows how to handle the ball.

by Sporkster June 30, 2004