When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024
3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 04, 2023
Cooler than the east coast according to West Coasters. The West Coast has cooler people, better tourist attractions and more ATV's.
by SpellMyNameWithE December 27, 2020
The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.
by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021
When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
by sonic12576 August 03, 2016
The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.
Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!
by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021
The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse April 17, 2011