Western Teabagging

When you teabag someone wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps

Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.
“There ain’t enough room for the both of us partner, prepare for some Western Teabagging!”

“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”
by Mallywags June 27, 2019
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Western Macadamia

Slang for left nut of the male genitalia.
"You fucking thot, suck on my western macadamia"
by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018
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Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.
He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.
by anonymous April 28, 2025
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The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
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Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of films.
Have you seen “The Harder they Fall? ”I really love what they’re doing with these Afrocentric western films. We got the future locked down with Afro futurism, now we can take it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021
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western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
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Western Flank

to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek
FirestormFilms Western Flanked me yesterday, it got me all wet and ready for the yeti
by ez11 May 13, 2016
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