Web Hater

Someone who browses blogs and internet comments and either causes ongoing annoying fights, hates on basicly anyone who's got something going for him or her, and always will press the dislike button sometimes creating an account for a random website just to hate!!

Who thumbs down this definition? One of those web haters there everywhere.

by Jay Thizzle December 2, 2010

Web- deep

Referring to a method of insertion.

To insert a finger or several into one's body cavity (mouth, anus, vaginally etc.) all the way in until you reach the webbing of your hand.

Mostly this action is stated as a threat.

"I'm gonna stick both these fingers in that ass Web- deep!"

by twiggy eksfaur February 21, 2009

web 2.0

The one millionth word to be added to the english dictionary. It is likely to have been chosen with special treatment, given the other words competing with it, such as "defriend" and "noob", which are almost universally used by the mainstream population, as opposed to the lesser known word "web 2.0". The selection was a brass balls attempt for the elite to brag about their plans for web 2.0. This may possibly be used as a suggestion that even the process for adding English words is rigged!

Hey noob, I'm going to defriend the elite because they influenced web 2.0 into becoming the 1 millionth english word.

by Dudewatts March 25, 2010

Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012

web gem

When a girl catches a mans spooge in her mouth when shot from a long distance, or when the spooge is caught in trick-shot fashion.

*Girl catches mans jam in her mouth when shot from 6 feet away*
Man: Damn girl, you caught that shit like Jim Edmonds! Now that's a web gem nominee!!11

by kyle!!!!111 April 26, 2006

Web Throat

to have a throat full of spunk. the throat lined like a spider web with cum. to be "spider man'd"

spider man gave his girlfriend a web throat while she was giving him head.

by Gross is such a fukin douche b January 12, 2015

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022