Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.

Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

-OR-

Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."

by kina coco October 21, 2014

piss watch

When several drunk girls have to go outside and pee by a dumster orbehind a building but they need a look out---that person does the piss watch and keeps others from watching the show

Judy had already taken a Pee in the bathroom in the bar so she was our piss watch when we all went outside to Peebehind the dumpster-- she did her best to keep guys from staring at us when we were in those vulnerable positions .

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

Black watch

It's completely bad luck for a person with the name Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., to wear or own a black face watch. On the contrary, it is absolute good luck for a person with the name Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., to own or possess a black face watch. The good luck is greatly increased if a person named Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., gifts the person named Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., with black face watch.

Steve gave Becka a black watch

by Witty white girl July 19, 2018

toe watch

Being on the look out for good toes on any and everyone.

Kylie is on toe watch right now.

by kayjamxx June 10, 2017

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020

Watching Nativity

Euphemism getting in bed and making out with each other

Person 1: Why were you two in that room for so long?
Person 2: Oh we were just watching Nativity

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014