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Ghost watch

A phenomenon where you look at wrist in order to check the time on your watch which you swore you put on before you left the house this morning and realize its not there. Can lead to ridicule if done in response to someone asking for the time and he/she realizes what just took place.
Guy1: "Dude do you have the time"
Guy2: "Yeah sure let me just check" *looks at wrist, realizes there's nothing there*
Guy2: "So...maybe I should ask someone else?"
Guy1: "Goddamn ghost watch...."
by Ism January 15, 2014
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Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.
Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

-OR-

Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."
by kina coco October 21, 2014
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Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.
Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.
by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014
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Plate Watching

When someone is staring at your food out of jealousy
Mark’s always plate watching me, he can never be content.
by Jubalee18 July 18, 2019
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Watch it lady

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.
by Boxer dropper June 10, 2019
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big watch

To have a massive watch and bare ice on the wrist
by Hurtwell May 22, 2018
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singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly
"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"
by MangMang December 30, 2017
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