Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

Hey people voting

Hey, you guys are voting if you should let this word be published or not. But, are you eating well? Are you staying healthy? It’s pretty late isn’t it? Go to sleep...

Hey people voting ily

by Ihylol August 12, 2020

legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!

Count the "legal vote"s

by legal_Alien November 5, 2020

when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Why are you rigging the votes

Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?

Why are you rigging the votes

by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021

You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010