Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008

Darth Vader

Completely toasting a marsh-mellow until it is entirely covered in char.

I like my marsh-mellows darth vaderd

by Alex Grobsmith June 13, 2008

darth vader mouth puppet

your penis darth vader who puts on a puppet show inside a womans mouth.But the woman is operating the puppet with her finger through your anus.

I was getting a beaner from my girl.when she stuck her finger in my butt.she used me as a puppet.she said this baby is a darth vader mouth puppet.and its show time.

by antous on topolots March 31, 2008

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

Dark vader

When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!

by Ilikegirls123lesbo January 31, 2018

Darth Vader Pussy

Pussy sought (and in many cases not received) by a man wearing a Death Vader costume.

After dressing up like Darth Vader to visit sick children at the hospital, Pat went on the prowl still in his costume to a 70s karaoke bar to sing crappy Kiss songs and look for Darth Vader Pussy.

by Victor E December 13, 2007

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018