Use FaceTime

Another term for "Go look at yourself in a mirror"

"Our elder generations have said that there is something wrong with us, the new generation. However, they fail to realize that they're the ones who raised us, so if they want someone to blame, they should use FaceTime."

by CalculatedError November 13, 2011

this could be us

this is when i say us

1: This could be us (image)
2:Ngh....

by kate komaeda~ February 20, 2021

No us comrade

this is the ultimate reply to the legendary no u
insted of you dying you and the comrade you are replying to both become gay and/or die

YOU: "your mom gay lol"
JEFF: "no u"
YOU before you die: "no us comrade"
JEFF: FUCKING BECOMES GAY and dies lol

by PaXy42 October 8, 2019

Use The 40

To use WD40.

Hey man I got a creaky door hinge." Use the 40.

by M*o$fobc dudee July 10, 2010

Using the force

Using a semi-circular motion with your hand to wipe crumbs off from the table.

McGillacutty made a mess while eating and he was running late For work; so he decided that using the force would save him time and that his wifey would be happy to mop it up later.

by Neuropsych January 15, 2017

Using the shitter

To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.

God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.

by father troll March 4, 2023

Use the hallway

A polite term for farting in a simi-public place.

Bill: Hey I gotta fart
John: Dude just go over there and use the hallway

by Green Hat November 8, 2011