origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome September 13, 2008
by Big Daddy Troy November 30, 2019
by BowlPlane January 18, 2023
Michael Brogan loves a thicc Turbo he puts his cock in them without consent sadly the turbos easily escape his - 1inch destroyer
by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019
Prosper: Hey awp i think you are a god at fortnite.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.
by SwiperThe1 May 17, 2018
by Turbohoonriz April 04, 2023
Is the type of boy that like turbo cars and small blocks and big blocks with small tires .he love to race them nitrous cars so he can hold up his boost and beat there a**.
by The real king 30 June 01, 2019