tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Tuna and Tim

Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim

Tuna and Tim are real

by God_Jesus_Posidon January 14, 2019

grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019

tuna poodle

An undouched,water logged, pruned vagina with a stubble resembling the hair of a tea cup poodle.

Damn girl you need to do something about that tuna poodle it stinking up the whole damn house

by Mr aledgedly June 9, 2019

Tuna sandwich

When a womans pussy smell like fish then you put mayonnaise on your dick and fuck

Sorry johnny I have to tuna sandwich my girl tonight

by Hello03030 October 15, 2019

Tuna Smash

The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.

"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"

by HoleyBoi January 20, 2020