If you’ve ever played Cards Against Humanity, you already know Trevor is canonically “the world’s greatest boyfriend.” It’s basically official. Certified. Peer-reviewed. He loves you more than anyone else ever could! historically, scientifically, and spiritually. If you tried to leave him? He’d nod thoughtfully, hold the door open, and say, “I just want you to be
happy,” because he is that great and it’s honestly inconvenient.
He also listens to every genre of
music. Country? Yes.
German? Obviously. Gregorian chanting? On occasion. If he had to play an instrument, it would be the French
horn — because only the elite, emotionally complex, slightly dramatic HEROES choose the French
horn. And Trevor? Naturally elite.