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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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traffic light colors

this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."
by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008
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traffic hazard

jim bob: "when your heading towards the stadium, look out for traffic hazards."
rupert: "you mean potholes?"
jim bob: "no the niggers trying to flag you down so they can charge you to park in their yard and then yell at you for not slowing down."
by milkacow5_mom April 29, 2010
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traff

the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.
that kid is soo traff.

aka godlike
by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011
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traff

noun
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.
Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!

That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!
by Daniel November 14, 2004
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Regular Traffic

A vehicle that would not make any normal person look twice. A boring looking car. One you may see every day.
Oh he has a WRX? Dude… That’s regular traffic.
by Post Shalom July 13, 2022
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trafficist

one who gains pleasure from sitting in traffic for prolong periods of time
John is such a trafficist, he refuses to leave early in order to commute in the peak traffic times.
by John R. Clarke October 22, 2008
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