Glory-Tory

A person with little or no previous political allegiance who is now claiming to have always been a Conservative.

'David Cameron is so hot.'

'You don't even know who he is. You're such a glory-tory!'

by SC Toad May 12, 2010

Tori Fellin

Is a cracker, calls Justin John a lot, speaks in third person point of view, overdramatic at times, and is a cracker that needs to sit their cracker a-s down.

My name is Tori Fellin

by Tori Fellin May 23, 2014

tory poly

A shortening of 'tory polyamory'. Used to describe specific styles of polyamory typically sought by privileged people, often seeing a person entering an existing relationship (vis-a-vis, a 'unicorn') being treated as less equal than the existing couple

23:15, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: but at least we aren't unicorn hunters
23:16, 11/2/2018 Serena: yeah, but it seems like the unicorn hunters have more money sometimes!
23:17, 11/2/2018 LaRasa: 🦄🎯 They probably do. it's a position of privilege. it's tory poly.

by Taboo_LaRasa November 2, 2018

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

Tori Rosendahl

MY BESTEST FRIEND EVAR.

"Hey, that's my biffle." In this context, the word "biffle" means Tori Rosendahl :)

Love,
Lindsey James

by Her biffle. August 8, 2010

tori amos

A true goddess dwelling on our humble earth housing scurvy felons. Her style and her music cannot be imitated yet she is amazingly successful at doing covers of classics. I've been also blessed with the chance of seeing her live.

''I'd turn gay only to give Tori Amos some good juicy raspberry swirl.''
''This is more depressing than a Tori Amos cover band.'' Boo, OITNB

by raisingirl September 27, 2015

Tory ball licker

A liberal democrat

Clegg, you tory ball licker

by betrayed voter November 21, 2010