Torpedo

Peadophile

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo

by London_19 April 6, 2009

Troped

To fall, destroy, make less, ruin.

Dude, you just troped your dankies! (see: dankies)

by J Begg January 29, 2005

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Tarped

To Tarp. The verb form of the noun 'tarp'. To put a tarp on something. Also more commonly used to cheat in scrabble.

"After I looked it up in six dictionaries, I still couldn't find the verb tarped!"

by Grce July 20, 2008

torked

retarded
or mentally challenged

Matt is torked, therefore, he requires specila care.

by St. Dumbfuck June 16, 2007

torpedorgasm

when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool

Dude, I masterbated in the bath, torpedorgasm style, gimme 5!

by sarge2--7 August 15, 2007