Tommy Pickle

The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.
Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle

Girl 2: I think it's cute

Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off
by irehbC February 20, 2011
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Perfect Tommy

Character from Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, known for his general perfection, portrayed by actor Lewis Smith.
I can't believe Perfect Tommy was previously unlisted in Urban Dictionary...just a crime...
by RickJames3000 June 18, 2013
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Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,
Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !
by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 04, 2015
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Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.
"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."
by justapumpkin May 31, 2019
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Tommy Stewart

Freaky kid,tans drugs on a daily, has maj on toast for his breakfast,normally seen on the outskirts of westoughton off his nut
oi lad its tommy stewart off his back
by freddiekougar3038 November 08, 2019
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tactical tommy

A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
Saw a Tactical Tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.
by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018
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Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010
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