cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021

Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

akitozz_tofuu

the most goofy ahh person like ever. they're also a rui irl so like yeah

James: '' Hey, I mutualed akitozz_tofuu today. ''
Emily: '' No wonder your father disappeared bro ''

by akitos_tofuuzz May 14, 2022

White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.

Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"

by akya March 28, 2023

Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.

Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk

by sharonlove July 19, 2023

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016