raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022

Pain Raisin

A hemorrhoid.

Ouch! My pain raisin is pulsing!

by Toad II October 12, 2022

Raisin

A man who's testicles never dropped.

Steve doesn't stand up for himself because he is a raisin.

by Pooterumcake December 29, 2014

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Raisin Warde

Roisin is a raisin , no one likes raisins

Is that a raisin ew !! No it’s just A wild Raisin Warde

by Mia Greene May 2, 2021

Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025