Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr

"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025

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Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬

Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬

by ftzaIez April 6, 2023

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Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.

Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!

by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019

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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.

" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."

by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024

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