poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

Justice thief

A person who always needs to be correct. The will never accept that they are at fault. The misinterpret situations and view their opinions as the truth.

Faye is being a justice thief right now because she refuses to apologize for leaving the gas cap on the hood of the car which made it blow away. She says it’s okay because she paid for the gas.

by strawberry ice cream November 23, 2021

<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

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<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023