theo-illogical

The preacher's theo-illogical explanation of sexual relationships was laughable.
by Hymenite November 18, 2018
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theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.
Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.
by Potato Butt May 11, 2017
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Theo woolridge

Someone with a huge penis that hangs to their knee
Theo woolridge
by Theoooooooooio September 02, 2022
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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
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Theo Bailey

Wow theo bailey is just one of the best people i have ever met , he is sooo funny and a great friend .He also is fun to get drunk with.
Wow do you know Theo Bailey ,No? Ur missing out
by Ily bby xx April 07, 2020
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Max and theo

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there
by Soap112 September 30, 2021
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Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 03, 2011
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