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Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022
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Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.
by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.
After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.
by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022
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Wire biter

/ˈwī(ə)r ˈbīdər/

noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY

An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
Timmy is such a fucking wire biter, he jerks off to goth girls on instagram and hatsune miku,they aren’t even real. fucking filthy ass wire biter

Or

Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
by Anthrak October 28, 2025
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Wired

Ricky you are so wired
by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023
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