rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
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Low rent punk

The dude that works at the parts house where you get parts, is infinitely more intelligent than you but never really helps any situation....probably lives with his folks and is in his early thirties
I talked to the boy at the parts house the other day and thought I had found an alternator for a work truck...turns out he’s just a low rent punk
by SAdrian August 01, 2018
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me rents

me rents is a spanish verb which means to agree on something or to find something worthy.
-Do you think we should meet up before going to the party?
+Me rents.
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Rent-A-Clown

A destination that is such a waste of your time that you can't attach a value to it.
"I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."
by Justim August 04, 2008
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Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.
by nastyshitter December 14, 2023
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Rent Related

When you live together but aren’t related
Hey is that your brother naw he just lives here we just rent related.
by Miss Ill crisis November 01, 2018
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Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.
by General Cream January 10, 2012
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