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pole-verised

When a striper performs a move on you so hard, you can no longer stand it. Also known as white trash flirty-girl-dancing.
Alright...I thought I was all good until she dug both of her four-inch heals into my shoulders and proceeded to use me as some kind of abdominal machine. It wasn't long before I knew I was pole-verised.
by Moudystyle February 27, 2011
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Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.
After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.
by furloaf December 19, 2011
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pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.
Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.
by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019
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pole holster

A fallacious individuals oral cavity.
She just wouldn't be quiet so I told her to shut her pole holster.
by A.H. Hanks February 9, 2014
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”
Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week
by Girthquake123 November 23, 2021
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troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.
OI, TROLL POLE!!!
by blue chicken September 22, 2010
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