Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022

mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

NPD Mommy

A dominant female with Narcissistic Personality Disorder that e battlers are into.

I just want an NPD Mommy to degrade me.

by Unhumble June 24, 2021

angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

by maryannmaria February 8, 2018

Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018