Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

Lego

Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.

BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

Lego brick

Lego brick- A word that is used to describe someone's large abs.

He works out so much, his chest looks like a lego brick!

by YEEHAWBRIDGES April 10, 2024

lego

a building toy

i play lego

by niumuniub June 27, 2018

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020