Gurt

A name that came from the word yogurt, that sounds like someone saying yo to someone named gurt

me:kilogram
ogram: no pls don't do it
pls: i was never going to
i: its true
true: yogurt
gurt:yo

by NiceOne2k1 June 8, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is a term refering to someone that is gurt

Kevin: bro lets eat some yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Tspmobrr June 10, 2025

Gurting

Doing something smart but also dangerous

He was gurting when she jumped the fence to rescue her cat.

by merpioioioio June 11, 2025

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

Gurt

a girl who accidentally does anal

wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024