Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them

Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.

by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025

Garrett

The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.

"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"

by Big Daddy 6666666 February 21, 2023

ok garrett

When a Garrett speaks or just his presence itself kills the whole vibe

"You don't get the joke because you're german"
Ok garrett

by Plumber45 April 8, 2020

Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Garrett Dorr

The best person in the world no one will ever as good as them they will crush you in a fight and beat you in pool they look super handsome and smart

Garrett Dorr is My Friend

by gary dorr October 28, 2019