fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results

Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.

by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020

bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops

Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper

by Brandallberry November 7, 2017

Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.

"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."

by Iamashark January 14, 2023

Boob-fluid

Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.

Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.

by chuck<3tiites June 15, 2022

The fluid

A phrase used to make people be concerned about what "the fluid" is.

"Did you know: Michael Jackson was a government agent deployed to protect people from the fluid)
"What?!"

by zero44e447 March 7, 2025

racist-fluid

When you attack and vilify people based on race, but whether or not it's racist depends on the race being targeted. And whether you "identify" as racist.

Origin: Eretz Nehederet sketch, "Welcome to Columbia Untisemity"

"I major in queer post-colonial astrology. Ew! Jews make the world dirty. And no, I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist-fluid."

by TSCX November 21, 2023

intimate fluids

Cum, excess vaginal lubricant, any fluids made while being “intimate”

Oscar’s intimate fluids went all over Ashley’s voluptuous tits.

by B-Prez September 1, 2018