Swahili flu

When you have a really bad hangover

I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu

by Mc_Long legs July 02, 2017

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

by Gluttonous April 30, 2009

Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.

He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.

by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009

computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!

Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu

by corrupchoas12 June 25, 2009

Brine flu

The illness following over-ingestion of the salt on margarita glasses.

I went to a Cinco de Mayo party yesterday and have a bad case of brine flu today.

by BurnsAAL September 08, 2009

Flu Shot

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.

"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."

by Johnson1981 April 01, 2016

zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

by SunnyDay March 11, 2014