jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

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Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.

I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.

by donwinfred January 19, 2011

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Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

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The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.

"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."

by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016

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el bende

Top bitch who don't take no shit.

She some kind of el bende

by Queen B!(: December 5, 2015

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Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

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