kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022

bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.

Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.

by ShroomBear September 9, 2015

Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies

“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”

by cminivan March 5, 2019

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016