Trout window

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.
'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
by fattulip April 24, 2008
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window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.
"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."
by Phaad1 April 04, 2017
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Windows Shopping

When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.
Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.
by Kurtz 24 December 08, 2010
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Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! October 03, 2015
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Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.
by waterbear August 26, 2006
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Windows ME

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.
by ImQuasar April 01, 2009
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Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
Activate windows already KSI!
by S/he’s just a friend November 24, 2020
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