Windows Snake

What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.

Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!

Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...

by 3217 June 20, 2010

windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017

screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.

Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."

by DevilMike December 15, 2008

Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.

Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!

by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015

Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.

Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.

by waterbear September 14, 2008

Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it

Activate windows already KSI!

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Windows ME

A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

by ImQuasar April 1, 2009