liquor wagon

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

by doubleblock June 16, 2016

Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

Snatch Wagon

A juvenile slang word for prostitute

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"

by CAPS July 4, 2016

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010