human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

Sloth

Somebody thats fuckin slow

Your a fucking sloth.

by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019

Sloth’s Claw

When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw

Craig used the sloth’s claw last night, he went to new levels of deep, it felt banging.

by Abclfiens March 1, 2023

Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!

“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”

by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022

Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.

"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."

by Profiti August 5, 2022

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014