Snow Capped Rocky

When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.

Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!

by swaglicious August 28, 2016

Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.

Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

Creamy Rocky Road

To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream

Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.

Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!

by Flint The Awesome June 17, 2020

rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 2, 2017

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023