Midnight Pineapple

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.

Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--

by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010

Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.

Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens

by Sweetpea306 October 2, 2016

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

pineapple fucker

Someone who’s over obsessed with pineapples to the point it’s a cult

She is such a pineapple fucker, look how she dresses. (It’s covered in pineapples)

by Dreamcatcher69 March 22, 2019

Pineapple Spread

When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.

"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"

by Trendstarter4689 January 8, 2018

pineapple daddy

A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Jade is into that guy Trevor, whose a total pineapple daddy.

by That radio guy April 20, 2018