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Porn

P - plants
O - orbiting
R - round
N - needs.
Boy: “Have you seen the porn website yet?”
Girl: “WHAT??!! EW NO!”
Boy: it’s just plants orbiting round needs..”
Girl: “oh, sorry…”
by Good for u ig. June 15, 2021
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I watched some internet porn last night. It was epic
by Niddely-oh December 14, 2016
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P-Pakis
O-our

R- realist
N- niggas
Be porn
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
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Really nigga...you know damn well what porn is STOP PLAYIN.
by Nsp_236766 October 8, 2019
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porn is a family friendly video shareing site wich I recommend to any body who is under the age of 8

I recommend that if you are going to watch porn videos make sure your mom is there
I love watching porn videos with my mom
by i hate evan December 22, 2019
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makes my pee pee hard and shoots white stuff out
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Someone who says they're mad about somebody else over 18 watching porn isnt really mad, they're insecure. Watching porn isnt the same thing as fucking the porn stars, so when one person in a relationship says to the other one is that what you want or something like that, really the guy watching the porn should say yes, that's exactly what I want, that's why I bought this stuff to watch. It might make sense for a porn to star to see the other porn star in a different video fucking another porn star and say is that what you want? We're done making videos of us fucking then. But then again, they're really just actors, so none of it would really matter to them, that's why it's silly for someone to say they're mad about someone else watching porn (especially somebody over age 18).
Porn is really the illusion of two people who hardly know each other (if they've met before) acting scenes of them fucking as a couple would, it's a silly thing to get mad about or react to in the first place, which is why you know a female that says she's mad about some guy watching porn is full of shit, she's not mad, she's really just insecure. A lot of times, a guy watches porn for a laugh, not to study people or jerk off, since those are weird reasons to watch a porno. It's weird to really get turned on by watching two people you never met fuck, you wouldn't watch two people you know fuck (for excitement or any other reason). It's also not something to freak out over, a guy having porn or a porn collection.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
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