1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.
by the2ndflood November 14, 2007
1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila!!!!!
2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
1. Bob-"wow! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night! WOW!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."
2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."
2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
by dble_w June 18, 2008
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
by applealex February 07, 2010
1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails.
2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint
3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one
4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint
3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one
4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
1.
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.
2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.
3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......
4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.
2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.
3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......
4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
by YourSpace August 20, 2008
by S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E April 15, 2008
A myspace friend who is friends with a hot girl that has her profile set to private. Hence, they are a "spacer" between you and the object of your desire.
by Jaybill June 13, 2007
One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.
Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
by jordiisvainduh May 02, 2006