Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Mechanical Pride

Taking pride in doing something extraordinary with a tool or machine that isn't the best choice, only because of the fact that it's your tool/machine.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to head out on the trails with!" "I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're going out in my stock 94 Geo Tracker..."

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.

"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"

by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

Mechanical Pride

Using your less desirable tool or machine for the job, only because of the fact that it's yours.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.

Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.

by Giant Deb January 17, 2024