Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.

My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!

by Sunnaise December 11, 2016

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019

mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

forbidden mayonnaise

its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs

ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022