Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.
So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.
by Calvin Riley June 24, 2007
when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns
by dominick July 11, 2008
A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)
She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!
She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!
by lubelubelube June 28, 2009
by Doug Leiser April 17, 2007
by Mr.JJM August 25, 2006
A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.
1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!
by C-Side November 22, 2004
it's great on sandwiches
by Jesus that loves rough negro anal butt sex from George Bush July 13, 2004