We call her the Matrix, cause she can dig up any information and make you regret ever messing with her.
by Matrix007 July 5, 2019
Get the Matrixmug. Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.
- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023
Get the Matrix Engineermug. Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
Get the pronoun matrix simulatormug. And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
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What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
Get the matrix COVIDmug. According to the original popular video on Youtube
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by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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