Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

hillbilly scumfuck

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.

Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!

by movensilenze June 24, 2022

hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth

Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017

hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck

I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.

by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015

hillbilly condo

Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.

Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.

by SeaCrone January 21, 2025

hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!

My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!

by spike14 February 20, 2014