Swahili flu

When you have a really bad hangover
I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu
by Mc_Long legs July 02, 2017
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Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
by Gluttonous April 30, 2009
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5.0 flu

not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.
yo, you seen jonny?

no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu
by special__k___ May 04, 2009
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computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!
Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu
by corrupchoas12 June 25, 2009
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Flu Shot

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.
"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."
by Johnson1981 April 01, 2016
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zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead
I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu
by SunnyDay March 11, 2014
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Swine Flu

a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
by Your Doctor. February 08, 2010
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