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Canadian Bigfoot

Something Ethan Hudlow believes in, and Canadian is his religion
Ethan was chased by Canadian bigfoot
by A Person3333333 August 24, 2018
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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canadian leafblower

Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.

Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019
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canadian tings

A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada
Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!
by Big Hosey April 30, 2019
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canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
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canadian cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017
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Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
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