"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023
The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
by AVLORIA November 09, 2008
The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)
One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"
Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."
Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."
by Redneck Lawyer December 27, 2011
An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."
Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.
by StrictBiz April 10, 2013
Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached
by Shit stain April 16, 2015
Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.
I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.
by CanadianHoser November 02, 2011