Hit A Coconut

to fuck a Jamaican person

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

Coconut Girl

A Thai prostitute that works in the city of Pattaya along Beach Ave, also known as "The Coconut Bar" because of the coconut palm trees that line the street.

Guy #1: "Lets go down and check out the chicks at the beach!"
Guy #2: "Naa man, they are all Coconut Girls."
Guy #3: "You're right. We should go to church and pray for our sins instead."
Guy #1 & Guy #2: "Coconut Girls at the Coconut Bar it is!"

by The_Mike_Of_Knowledge March 26, 2020

coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 05, 2011

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 07, 2003

nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 04, 2008

coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 09, 2008