by ponyjar November 25, 2022
Get the alaskan tub birthmug. Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*
Guy 1: hey bro......
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
Guy 1: hey bro......
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
Get the panda penis birthmug. The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
Get the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug. Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually seen in narcissistic behavior. Being born on top of everyone else, a Hill Birth. Considering everything revolves around oneself.
You need to stop being a Hill Birth.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
by Turfbinder February 2, 2025
Get the Hill Birthmug. When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
by Hxmble October 22, 2017
Get the Birth bigmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)mug. While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.
Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
Get the Gurgle Birthmug.