jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Jewish Sausage

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.

"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"

by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012

Jewish Sparkle

Someone who possesses a charm that only comes with being jewish

Person 1: Frankie sure is charming
Person 2: She sure does have that Jewish Sparkle, that's for sure.

by MooTheJew November 20, 2016

jewish troll

Jacob Sproat…. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

by Murican American April 10, 2015

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

Uncomfortably Jewish

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

by tactrash October 23, 2008

jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006