A noobish sentence which meaning is ''There are no girls on the internet''. When a person uses this sentence, he is using an excuse to tell you can't do a certain thing to girls, that the girl he is pointing is a man in disguise, or that he or she is lying.
e.x. 1
Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER
DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
e.x. 2
Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!
Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER
DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ
e.x. 2
Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!
by Max M. [JET] August 14, 2008
by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! March 19, 2011
This is a modern day internet mockup overly used by teenagers, and some nerds. It implies a slight tongue in cheek remark relating to a persons own sexuality whilst at the same time mis-spelling the word ''the'' and changing it to ''teh''.
When first looked upon, it may look as though a person is stating abuot themselves that they are:
1. Gay
2. Sexy
When infact they are just showing their ability to laugh at themselves and act in a ''homo-erotic'' manner of somesort. It is widely used across message boards and whatnot.
When first looked upon, it may look as though a person is stating abuot themselves that they are:
1. Gay
2. Sexy
When infact they are just showing their ability to laugh at themselves and act in a ''homo-erotic'' manner of somesort. It is widely used across message boards and whatnot.
Mullan: Im taller than you so I win.......
Dave: But I am teh ghey sexy
Mullan: {eyes_back_and_forwards_smilie}
Dave: But I am teh ghey sexy
Mullan: {eyes_back_and_forwards_smilie}
by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004
The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
by yoshi February 12, 2005
Me: hey whats up dude?
Friend: wuzzup d@wg
Me: what do u think of me
Friend: liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz
Me: ...thx
Friend: wuzzup d@wg
Me: what do u think of me
Friend: liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz
Me: ...thx
by hymtj March 15, 2010
by c January 24, 2005
A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010